My name is Rutherford Scholl.
On January 1st, 2006, I took up the sword as the Wolf Knight. Within the month, I had taken my first Grail. By the end of the year, I had four. With the sole exception of Woodrow Kumar, I am the most accomplished Knight in North America, and I have never lost to an opponent I did not defeat in a rematch. I say this not to boast, but to impress upon my readers my qualifications, and the effectiveness of my philosophy. It is easy to spout words, but my deeds are the proof. If you take exception to anything contained within this text, I implore you: Duel me. Defeat me. Triumph over my praxis with your own, and I will become your ready, willing student.
Until then, shut up and learn.
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